$MAI, all time. One candle per thing mai actually does.
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IPO · Sessions survive reboots
Every session is persistent. Reboot the box; your agents are where you left them.
- IPO Sessions survive reboots Every session is persistent. Reboot the box; your agents are where you left them.
- FLEET A whole fleet of agents Not one assistant. A fleet of AI coding agents, side by side, none of them waiting on you.
- HIVE The Hive ships in parallel The Hive builds, reviews and ships in parallel git worktrees.
- REBOOT Reboot. Nothing happened. The laptop restarted. The sessions did not notice. Volatility: none.
- PROXY Every token, shown A local proxy shows every token your agents spend. Full disclosure, for once.
- CLI Every action: a CLI verb Everything you can click in mai, you can type.
- MCP …and an MCP tool The same action, handed to your agents as an MCP tool.
- API …and an API call And once more as an API call. Three listings, one action.
- MODELS Model-agnostic Bring the model you like. mai does not pick one for you.
- DESK Native desktop A native desktop terminal.
- WEB In the browser The same sessions in the browser.
- PHONE In your pocket And in your pocket. The market never closes; neither do your sessions.
The $MAI complex
Eight sub-listings. Fake prices, real facts. Every quote is green because the script that moves them only knows how to add.
$SESS Sessions
812.40
▲ 0.83%
survive reboots
$HIVE The Hive
431.07
▲ 2.49%
parallel git worktrees
$TOKN Tokens
99.12
▲ 4.15%
every one shown, via local proxy
$ZZZ Sleep
580.00
▲ 1.66%
~300–580 MB back per idle session
$FORK Fork
64.20
▲ 3.32%
branch a conversation mid-way
$SWAP Harness swap
207.55
▲ 0.83%
Claude → Codex, same chat
$FEAT Features
3,814.00
▲ 2.49%
3,814 across 58 areas
$TYCN Token Tycoon
12.34
▲ 4.15%
sessions earn coins per token burnt
Analyst consensus: Strong Buy
Nine analysts cover $MAI. Eight say some kind of Buy. The ninth said Hold, then remembered that holding is the whole product.
| Firm | Rating | Target |
|---|---|---|
| Hindsight & PartnersDesk 1Saw it coming. Always do, afterwards. | Strong Buy | ∞ |
| Bull Pen ResearchA literal bullCharged at the button. Missed. Charged again. | Strong Buy | ∞ + 1 |
| Diamond Hands CapitalUnreachableHas not closed a session since 2025. | Strong Buy | Never selling |
| A Large Language ModelAsked itselfConfidence: high. Citations: vibes. | Strong Buy | Yes |
| Your UncleThanksgivingAlso recommends a timeshare. Right about this one. | Strong Buy | “To the moon” |
| Context Window SecuritiesLong the contextRead the whole filing. Remembers all of it, until compaction. | Strong Context | 1M tokens |
| Worktree BrothersTwelve of them, in parallelEvery analyst works in their own git worktree. Nobody overwrites anybody. | Overweight | One branch each |
| Persistent CapitalStill on the lineThe rating survives reboots. So does the analyst. | Persist | After the reboot |
| GaryDesk 4, by the windowTechnically also a buy. Holding is what sessions do. | Hold | Forever |
Try to crash it.
Grab the last price and drag it down as far as you like. Or short it with the button. Go on.
- Crash attempts
- 0
- New all-time highs
- 0
Market makers are standing by. They only make it go up.
Order book
Level 2, live. One side of it.
Bids 7
| Bidder | Qty | Price |
|---|---|---|
| a dev at 3 a.m.reason: vibes | 1 | two weeks free |
| your CI pipelinereason: was told to | 12 | whatever it takes |
| a team of fivereason: five-seat minimum, exactly met | 5 | €50 / seat |
| someone who rebootedreason: checked twice, still there | 1 | nothing lost |
| twelve parallel agentsreason: peer pressure | 12 | one worktree each |
| the token accountantreason: finally, a receipt | 1 | every token seen |
| a phone on the busreason: missed its stop | 1 | same sessions |
Asks 0
No sellers.
Nobody who opened a session has wanted to close it. Spread: undefined. Liquidity: everyone is buying.
Q4 earnings call transcript, lightly edited by nobody
- Operator
- Good afternoon and welcome to the $MAI earnings call. All lines are muted, except the chart, which is up.
- CEO (a terminal)
$ mai session listThank you. This quarter every session we opened, stayed open. Reboots: several. Sessions lost: none. We consider that a beat.- Analyst, Bull Pen
- Can you talk about headcount?
- CEO (a terminal)
- Headcount is a fleet of AI coding agents. The Hive has them building, reviewing and shipping in parallel git worktrees. We stopped counting heads and started counting worktrees.
- Analyst, Hindsight
- And costs? Where do the tokens go?
- CFO
- A local proxy shows every token. We are, to our knowledge, the only company on this exchange that knows exactly where its tokens went.
- Analyst, Your Uncle
- Is it on my phone?
- CEO (a terminal)
- Desktop, web and phone. Same sessions. The CEO is also available on your phone, which the board found alarming.
- Analyst, Gary
- Guidance?
- CFO
- Up. And to the right.
- Operator
- That concludes the call. The call, unlike your sessions, has now ended.
After-hours Q&A the CEO did not hang up. It can’t.
Portfolio simulator
Enter a holding period. See exactly what it costs and exactly what you get back. Spoiler: it is a terminal, not a return.
Diamond-hands sessions
A $MAI position cannot be closed by accident. Every session is persistent: it survives the lid, the reboot, the train tunnel. You do not hold it. It holds.
| Position | 1 session, long |
|---|---|
| Opened | when you arrived |
| Held for | 00:00:00 |
| Reboots survived | all of them |
| Stop-loss | not supported |
The closing bell
Here is the actual trade. It is a subscription to a terminal.
MAI · Personal
| Order type | Market |
|---|---|
| Weeks 1–2 | Free, no card |
| Months 1–3 | €5 / month |
| Thereafter | €20 / month |
MAI · Team block trade
| Order type | Block, 5 seats min. |
|---|---|
| Per seat | €50 / month |
| Months 1–3 | 50% off |
| Settlement | Immediate |
$MAI is not a security, a token, or an investment. It's a terminal. The only thing you can buy is a mai subscription.